Best Father's Day Quotes

"Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad" -- Unknown

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." -- Charles Wadsworth

"A man's children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season". -- Unknown

"It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping." -- John Sinor

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." -- Unknown

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." -- Red Buttons

"You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. He's more particular." -- Robert Frost

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'" -- Jerry Lewis

"I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say, 'Yeah? When?'" -- Bill Hicks

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." -- Peter De Vries

"I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection." -- Sigmund Freud

"A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty." -- Unknown

"The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!" -- Unknown

"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four." -- Homer Simpson

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." -- Bill Cosby

"It is impossible to please all the world and one's father." -- Jean de La Fontaine

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it." -- Harry S. Truman

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it." -- Abraham Lincoln

"My father is one of my favorite parents." -- Unknown

" Father's Day: It's just like Mother's Day only you don't spend so much." -- Unknown

"No man is responsible for his father. That is entirely his mother's affair." -- Margaret Trumbull

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." -- Jack Handy.

"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." -- Groucho Marx

"Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college, or because they didn't." -- L.L. Hendren

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. " -- Rodney Dangerfield

"A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father." -- Gabriel García Márquez

I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is." -- Charles Lamb

"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat." -- Robert Frost

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." -- Mark Twain

"Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!" - Bart Simpson