Best Funny Adult Halloween Costumes for Guys

There are some Halloween costumes that only a drunk guy can pull off without becoming a social outcast the remainder of the year. If you're a guy, take advantage of your ability to wear an irreverent, controversial Halloween costume with one of these holiday favorites.

Boob Inspector-Get your official Boob Inspector credentials and get to work. Jazz up a classic police costume with the Official Boob Inspector: Dept. of Titillations metal badge. For another take on this Halloween classic, don light-green scrubs and vamp a medical badge with similar wording. Offer to officially inspect Halloween cleavage all night and make sure they can be admitted to the party.

Do the ladies at your Halloween party a social service by dressing as a Free Mammogram machine. Take a medium-sized cardboard box, cover it inside and out with aluminum foil. Cut a piece of cardboard to fit along the front and cut two semi-circles out. Cut a hole through one side of the box, pull it over your head and position so the "top" of the box (or the opening) is in front of your face. Make a small sign to label your "Free Mammogram" machine for the top. Hang a smaller sign instructing your patients to place their mammary glands on the semi-circles (right in front of your face) for their mammogram. Enjoy the medical field.

Treat all your Halloween guests to the Biggest Show on Earth. Wear a traditional circus ringmaster's costume. Decorate a medium-sized cardboard box to resemble a stage. Place the box on its side so the top opening face out. Decorate inside the box to look like bleachers filled with an audience and paint a circus ring on the inside, bottom of the box. Decorate the outside of the box with red and white stripes like a circus tent. Hand curtains across the opening. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box, the center of the arena's floor. Hold the box at waist level, secure it around your waist by gluing a belt to the back or using Velcro to attach it to the front of your pants. Use your imagine as to what goes through the hole. A simple version of the Biggest Show on Earth Costume runs about $20 on Amazon. It comes with a "big show" so you don't have to flash around yours all night.

Let the Halloween ladies try to charm your snake by dressing as a snake charmer. Modify a classic Aladdin Halloween costume. Velcro a small, covered basket to the front of your pants. Carry around a toy flute all night.

Another Aladdin costume modification gets you some hands-on attention at any Halloween party. The Rub My Genie costume provide a sexy genie vest and Abu-style cap. A large gold lamp silhouette fits around your waist - encourage the ladies to rub you all night and get their wishes granted. The simple costume runs about $30 on Starwarskingdom.com.

If you're really brave, try the men's Breathalyzer Halloween costume, about $30 on Amazon.com. You can make your own by wearing a long-sleeved black shirt and black pants. Decorate a large box by covering it with silver paint or aluminum foil. Cut arm-holes, a head-hole and a large hole in the bottom so you can pull the box over your head to cover your torso. Paint a breathalyzer meter on the front. Draw a black arrow and label different sections as "Drunk," "Wasted," "Need to Drink More," etc. Inseart a two-inch piece of PVP pipe into the center, bottom of the box (again, use your imagination). Label "Blow Here" and draw a nice arrow so all the drunk ladies can easily find your breathalyzer apparatus.