Best Jesus Themed Novelty Gifts

Besides good ole Uncle Frank dressed as Santa and sopped out of his mind on eggnog, I don't know anything that screams Merry Christmas as loud as Jesus themed novelty gifts. They offer just the right mix of commercialization and religion for the Holidays. Jesus themed novelty gifts are bound to offend some Christians, but they are great gifts for family or friends who believe God must have a sense of humor. So while half of Society is trying to take Christ out of Christmas, why not give the gift of Jesus this Christmas with one of these Jesus themed novelty gifts:

Jesus Ashtray

You might have someone on your Christmas list who is trying to quit smoking. If they have tried the nicotine patches, aversion therapy, hypnosis, and gum to no avail, it might be time to buy them the Jesus Ashtray. The ashtray features a picture of Christ with the saying "Jesus hates it when you smoke". This novelty gift of guilt is available online at Exit 9 for $12 (www.shopexit9.com)

Dashboard Jesus

This miniature plastic version of Christ is a great novelty gift for people on your Christmas list who have bouts of road rage. Just stick it on their car dashboard, and watch them try to curse out the next guy who cuts them off with the Prince of Peace staring at them. Get this Christmas gift online at Exit 9 for $5.50 (www.shopexit9.com).

Last Supper Longbox

Maybe you know someone on your Christmas list who brown bags their lunch. Why not spice things up, save a tree, and buy them a longbox with a paint-by-numbers image of the Last Supper? At 11 inches long, this would be the perfect novelty gift for your friends who share their love with Jesus and submarine sandwiches. This Jesus themed novelty gift is available online at Archie McPhee for $7.95 (www.mcphee.com).

Christ Belt Buckle

This Jesus themed novelty gift is great for people who own jeans. Or pretty much everyone in other words. But this belt buckle displaying the image of Christ is definitely a must have for the Jesus lovin' cowboys on your Christmas list. You can find this religious belt buckle online for $16.99 at Happy Trails (www.shophappytrails.com).

Savin' for Jesus Bank

You know the person who just pretends to put money in the plate when it gets passed around at church? Find them on your Christmas list, and consider getting them this little novelty tin bank which boldly reads "I'm Savin Up For Jesus". This Jesus themed novelty gift is available for purchase online at Perpetual Kid for $7.99 (www.perpetualkid.com).

Answer Me Jesus

Unanswered prayers can be frustrating. But the lucky person on your Christmas list who receives this novelty gift, will never have to go without an answer again. This Jesus themed novelty gift works like a magic 8 ball and gives cheeky answers such as "I died for this?". You can find this gift online for 19.89 at Prank Place (www.prankplace.com).

Jesus Action Figure

He can walk on water, heal people, and come back from the dead. Of course there would be a Jesus action figure. Here is a novelty gift guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment for your friends with a vivid imagination. Or just something interesting to look at for your more boring friends. This action figure is available online at Wicked Cool Stuff for $8.95 (www.wickedcoolstuff.com).