Big Boobs Suck: Reasons for My Breast Reduction

Angel
I remember as a youth being jealous my sister developed so nicely. Thankfully, my sister knew of my jealously and taught me exercises that would increase my bust line. I would do these exercises religiously, at least 50 times a night and sometimes in the morning. It wasn't long before I started to finally developed, and it wasn't long before I surpassed my mother's size. The saying, be careful what you wish for is so very true. I never stopped to think all the problems that come along with boobs, let alone large ones. I just wanted to look like a woman, and not a boy anymore. Well let me tell you the loads of reasons why big boobs suck! Never wish you had them, as they are more trouble then what they are worth.

If you have big boobs, you will face the problems of buying bras as well as clothes. Nothing, I repeat nothing fits properly. You always have to buy HUGE shirts and dresses and then take them down so they fit the rest of your body. Bra's have to be special ordered because God forbid, a store like Kmart, Target or Wal-mart would carry sizes for larger breasted women.

Back problems, you think you have back problems now, just wait until you get a larger chest. The weight pulling upon your back can be anywhere from 10 extra pounds to 15 per breast. That consists of 30 pounds your back has to constantly fight to hold up. This is no laughing matter.

Big boobs suck because when you get pregnant they get even bigger, even if you aren't going to breast feed. It's painful, it hurts and it's hard to sleep, plus they are hard as a rock and you end up looking like a porn star.

Big boobs suck because if you think you can get a swimsuit that isn't a granny style, think again. You can always make your own but even then it's hard work.

Big boobs suck because they are ALWAYS in the way. You can't see past them, and you can't simply shift them in public to see into your purse. Imagine what people would think seeing that.

Big boobs suck because in the heat, that's where you are going to sweat. My granny use to keep a towel under them to keep the sweat off her body.

Big boobs suck because if you need to jump to get something, you can't. The weight of the breasts bouncing up and then down from the jump can cause pulled muscles.

Big boobs suck because everyone stares at them, no matter how discreetly you try to dress; there is no way to hide a pair of breasts that are size 58JJ.

Big boobs suck because they end up costing you a lot of money; you have to buy plus size clothing even if you aren't a plus size person.

Big boobs suck because if you are short like my sister and I are, people assume you are fatter then you really are simply because your boobs are so very big.

Big boobs really suck when you are traveling on an airplane. The seats are small to begin with, but they are even smaller when you are large breasted. Anyone that has ever had large breasts knows your arms aren't really at your sides because your boobs are so wide it forces them ever so slightly away. You could wear a bra that points you to the stars, so you have side space, but that's extremely uncomfortable.

Big boobs suck because during the summer you often get heat rash.

Big boobs suck because my chiropractic bills were more then my food bills.

Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it, and live to regret it. My one brother thinks its funny I have the biggest boobs out of everyone in the family, even my sister who had loads of kids and didn't lose the weight between them, doesn't come close to my size.

Be happy with what God blessed you with, I can't imagine why anyone would get implants to have suffered the way I have. This article is the main listings of why I got a breast reduction.

Published by Angel

Geek, Gardener, Beautician, Freelancer, Craft Creator all the above with over 25 years experience. Every single day I learn something new.  View profile

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  • big boob regret12/28/2010

    not true..boobs suck. Careful what you wish for. They make you look fat... i have them and can not wait to get rid of them....... ughhhhh and I work out , I have the muscle to hold them up..they suckkkkkk.

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