Big Booty Boutique: A Poem

I propose a "Big Booty Boutique;"
A store with yards of lace and satin so sleek,
And generously-sized lingerie that holds everything in-
With funhouse mirrors that make us look thin!
A store where never, never would a clerk
Smaller than a size 26 be hired to work!

At the door they would greet us grandly
With lots of champagne and Lindt Chocolate candy:
They would coo, "ooh" and "ah" at how lovely we look
As they hurried to help us with each snap and hook.
The only problem would be, when we got home and took stock
Of ourselves in the mirror, we'd be in for a shock!