Big Brother 10 Houseguests Entertain Themselves by Putting on the Show "Big Brother After Dark"

What a crazy, fun and creative way the houseguests found to entertain themselves on July 19, 2008. They put on a show for and with each other. Groups got together to create segments. Renny's collection of wigs, hats and boas came in handy.

Renny is to open the show with a dance. Libra will be a therapist. Steven, Jerry and Michelle will be talk show hosts giving out a top ten list of things to do in the Big Brother house when there is nothing else to do. Jessie and Memphis are doing a mock Antiques Roadshow. April is going to be a Barbie gone wild.

Everyone had fun getting dressed in their costumes. Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ua5ZNPGS4Y). After everyone is dressed, Dan explains the way things will go. Because he tries to schedule the makeover reveal too early, the girls explain to Dan how make-overs are not revealed until the end of talk shows because they take so long. Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLczTBP4_j0).

Steven and Dan prepare to open the show from the storage room with Steven adding fake facial hair to Dan's face and discussing the name of the show being "Big Brother After Dark." Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s8mi4KwVOY).

Renny opens the show by dancing the Charleston. Dan is the host of the show and he comes out after Renny takes a seat. He seems not to know what to say because everyone is laughing at his "get up." His opening words are hilarious! Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKCWFRljhY).

Dan introduces the "Top Ten List" act. Michelle, Steven and Jerry walk to the front of the room and Steven begins by introducing the topic of the top ten list "Things to do when there is nothing to do."

Top Ten Things to do When There is Nothing to do:

10. See how many colors you can paint your fingernails in one day.

9. Looking through the sliding glass doors at Dan playing with his balls.

8. Coming up with 100 ways to prepare slop.

7. Trying to sleep through Ollie's snoring and Keesha's laughing.

6. Wondering what outfit Renny's gonna wear next.

5. Determining how many people we need to put in the hot tub to make it warm.

4. Performing your favorite sexual acts on other houseguests.

3. Wondering where Ollie and April are in the house.

2. Teaching Angie to knock on a damn bathroom door.

1. Sunbathing naked.

Dan introduces the makeover segment where Keesha, dressed in a pink wig, is going to makeover Angie. Keesha announces Renny as her assistant. Angie is so excited about her makeover that she squeals with excitement. Dan asks them what their plans are for Angie's makeover and Angie jumps and squeals more. Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxoYM2Cf_7w).

As the makeover team leaves the stage, Dan introduces the show's sponsors who are known for their antique show. Memphis comes out as "Hans" with a blue shirt tied above his waist and he prances around the stage. Next we see Jessie come out with a HUGE mustache, a black beater and a green beret who Memphis introduces as his guest "Pepe." Pepe brings with him a family heirloom, a birdhouse. He says there are markings on the bottom and as he keeps describing the markings on the bottom, Hans just walks back and forth looking at the birdhouse from afar. Pepe blurts out "Will you PLEASE look at the bottom!" Hans flips the birdhouse on its side to show the marking, then plops down on the chair to give his take on the heirloom. He says "Listen closely, I'm from West Hollywood. We do NOT screw around with our antiques." Pepe says "This is very important to me." Hans says "This is worth... an estimated value of.. " Pepe says "Tell me SIR!" Hans says "NEGATIVE, you owe me money for bringing this junk into my show!" They yell at each other as Pepe picks up his treasure, then Hans asks if Pepe wants to kiss him and Pepe says "No, I do not," and stalks off the stage. (The first part of this segment is on the video in the previous paragraph and the second part of this segment is in the video in the next paragraph).

Dan comes back to the stage and thanks his "former" sponsors then introduces April to the talk show segment of the show which Dan conducts an interview. Dan asks April why she volunteered to come to the house and come to hell. April says she is really excited to meet her true love. Dan says she has only been in the house for one hour, but April said that you cannot put a time limit on love. Meanwhile, Ollie is sitting on the couch next to April in a huge wig, bandanna and pretending to smoke a cigarette. Ollie's pants are partially undone and while April is answering questions, he reaches down inside his pants to scratch himself. Dan introduces Ollie to the stage amidst giggles from April. April tries to kiss Ollie, but he brushes her off telling her to "Chill out." Ollie says there is only one thing that brings him to Big Brother. Dan asks if that thing is true love. Ollie responds "Let me break it down to you man," then asks April to scoot over and give him some room. Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU98Allel0M).

Ollie told Dan that when you come to Big Brother, "There's one thing you're looking for man, and that's procreation." April looked shocked and almost in tears. Ollie then added "I got fifteen kids right now," which caused April to cry. Ollie continued "With ten different women." April yelled "You didn't tell me that!" He said he did not know any other way to tell her and she replied "Well now you have sixteen," which caused Ollie to choke on his cigarette. They started arguing over paternity and Ollie said "That baby ain't mine. That baby ain't mine." The camera turned to Jessie who was laughing so hard there were actual tears on his face. Dan then introduced Libra as the world famous Dr. Shamalamadingdong from Rice University who is the show's relationship expert.

Dr. Shamalamadingdong said the situation at hand is "This woman, who thinks she is in a relationship is awfully mistaken. And this Brother here is not understanding." Ollie said "Why I gotta be a Brother?" Dr. Shamalamadingdong said "Because, there are Sisters and Brothers and I'm a Sister and don't go there with me. Don't go there with ME." Dr. Shamalamadingdong continued "Apparently, he has pulled you into his web, little blond girl and all of the Sisters saw it coming. They're not sad for you. Messing it all up for all the flat women out there." Dan interrupted saying he wanted to keep racial tensions out of it and suggested that when they come back from their commercial break and their fashion update, they will have the results of the paternity test.

Because the makeover was not ready yet, Dan turned back to Dr. Shamalamadingdong and asked if there were any other potential fathers in the house that could have fathered April's baby. Ollie interrupted and said he wanted to just put it out there what he saw today. He said "I saw her in a reverse cowboy today..." Dr. Shamalamadingdong chimed in "With Steven." April is just in shock the whole time. Ollie said "Steven is not gay." Dr. Shamalamadingding agreed saying, "This has been a fraud and scandal ever since." They call Steven to the stage. Dr. Shamalamadingdong said "Steven, it is always being blamed on the black man in America, but you go ahead and let everyone know what really went down out there on that patio bench." Steven said "All I can say is she wanted my junk and I gave it to her." April just keeps behaving shocked while all the accusations flew. Ollie yelled "I knew it! I knew she was a scalawag. I knew it! Don't touch me ever again!" April is begging him to stay with her, saying she is "sorry." Dan dismissed his guests and said there was "No help for these three train wreaks, so lets bring in our fashionistas." Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyiwFxAbuQU).

Angie comes out strutting with a purple dress and white hat. Keesha explains "We have turned Angie into Angela." Memphis (still dressed as Hans, but Keesha refers to him as Francisco) is to explain Angela's new hair, which he points to and says "This is a bob." Dan asks about any medical procedures done during the makeover, which Keesha shows off Angela's new breasts and Francisco joins in to highlight them. Dan then asks about the lips and Keesha replies "Okay, the injection? Can we NOT talk about that." Dan then tells Angela she should take a little strut and sometimes struts involve "a little table dance," to which Angela tries to get away, but Francisco pulls her up onto the table. The two of them dance on the coffee table. Video: (www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcCif_PflSY).

Dan ends the show by handing the microphone over to his co-host Steven. As Steven moves over to take the chair Dan vacated, April pulls on him saying "I love you Steven. I love you Steven." He shrugs her off saying "I'm done with you. I've got a new man and he's right over there." Steven goes around the room thanking all the guests. It was great!

The show was fun for everyone, the houseguests and the fans.

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