Big-Breasted Woman Sick of Men's Inability to See Beyond Her Breasts

V Saxena

Memphis, TN-A big-breasted, 27-year-old woman from East Memphis has decided to take a stand against all the men who refuse to see beyond her triple F titties and accept her as a unique human being with a unique mindset.

"You know, just because the majority of my body weight is composed of 'titular' mass does not mean that I am just some big, giant boob!" the anonymous woman told a band of male reporters who had purposefully been blinded beforehand to assure they maintain the rigorous standards of quality journalism.

She continued, "I am a human being with a big heart and a huge brain, damnit!"

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Moral of the story: Shuttttttttttttt upppppppppppppppppppppp!

Published by V Saxena

Upbringing: I am a 28 year old heterosexual male from Raleigh, North Carolina. I was raised in America and intend to bring up my children as proud Americans, because I am defined by neither my past nor th...  View profile

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