Bigfoot Spotted with Little Feet

Recent reportings of a big foot having been found in the Tennessee area of Chattanooga are creating a stir among the locals. Descriptions of the beast have all been very similar indicating it may be the same one as it has been seen with a large hump on its back causing it to hunch over. Even with its handicapped nature, it still towers in size.

The height of its legs are to reach over six feet tall and the angle of the monster's slouch goes easily into allowing it to stand above seven feet. If without the slouch the reporters indicate it could be well over nine feet tall.

With long hanging hair of dark brown to black, even the head is covered completely leaving the sasquatch to pull its hair from his face making the distinct feature of a balding and scarring in the forehead area. The long arms dangle leaving the hanging fingers to hover a little under a foot from the ground. But what surprised these witnesses of this big foot the most is that he has little feet!

"It was the strangest thing," Mr. Collins, the first eye witness explains, "it was reclined on a large rock asleep with its legs propped in the air and his feet were no larger than my hands." Considering the proportion of this animal, the size of its feet don't quite fit its body structure. Yet dozens of other reportings describe the exact features. Since the first day of sightings, over hundeds of big foot hunters have been made their way into the Chattanooga area looking for the wild beast.

Of the latest in these findings, one describes having seen the big foot in the kid's section of a Foot Locker in a local mall.