Bill Maher Quotes: Best Quotations & Sayings from HBO's Real Time Host
Bill Maher's Best Funny & Serious Quotes
Sex on TV
"The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough."
Bill Maher on drugs
"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think ' Penny Lane ' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Being a patriot
"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
Why he likes the Playboy Mansion
"The food is out of this world!"
Quote on kids
"Kids, they're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex."
Quote on President Obama
"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of ' Law & Order '. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."
Bill Maher on capital punishment
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Quote on cheating
"Men are only as loyal as their options."
Quote on Madonna
"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
Bill Maher on women
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
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