Birth Certificate? I'd Like to See Your MANCARD, Mr. Trump!

I don't even give a rat's patootie about politics,obviously, and I'm outraged by this. First, I am outraged that Barack Obama even validated the world's biggest smoke billowing assclown and released his birth certificate. Dude, you'e the leader of the free world. Trump's a thrice wed, four time bankruptcy filing realtor, and REALITY TELEVISION HOST. Seriously. Are you going to take time out of your day if Ryan Seacrest has a problem with you? I didn't think so.

Second, I am outraged that the American people are even encouraging this douche nozzle, Trump, whether just for shits and giggles or that they really believe in their repressed racism that there was a vast conspiracy 49 years ago to fake a birth in Hawaii. Do you know how nuts that sounds? For this to happen, a plot would have had to have been hatched with the certainty that one day little Barack Obama would one day be King President. Turn down your Rush Limbaugh for a second, and let's think clearly about this.

And finally, I am also outraged that this opens up the door for the first "Reality TV Ticket" should The Palin Monster decide to hitch her igloo to that moron. Oh GAAAAAHD, could you imagine? Just the way they would sound on a speaking tour makes me grind my teeth and tear out my hair. "Folksy Sarah" and "Dickface Donald"...not to mention, I'll have to write about it. You want a Reality TV ticket I can get behind? How about an Andy Cohen/ Kate Gosselin ticket? Why not? See how absurd that sounds? Guess what...IT'S THE SAME THING.

So can we just stop with it already? Trump could never run a government, he can't even run a Casino, and this whole thing is outright racism. Haven't there been candidates born in territories and stuff that got a pass because they were rich and white with Anglo names like John, George, and Ringo Jim? Trump wasn't bellowing about them all over the place, was he. This is straight up fear mongering at it's best.

Let's see that ManCard, Trump. Consider it revoked.

Read more: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/reality-zen-with-jenn/#ixzz1Kk4g2gkg