Bizarre Christmas Decorations You Would Expect to See in a Tim Burton Movie

You may think these Christmas decorations aren't bizarre, but you aren't Tim Burton either. Think back to "Nightmare Before Christmas," "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory," and "Edward Scissorhands" in the Christmas scene. This is how I imagine him bringing some of these odd and bizarre Christmas decorations to life in a new Christmas movie.

Upside Down Christmas Tree

The upside down Christmas tree is one of those holiday decorating items I would expect to see in "Nightmare Before Christmas." I have seen some of these types of trees which hang from the ceiling and decorated. Then there are those which sit on the floor like normal people would do but are upside down.

As for the ones hanging from the ceiling, in any of Tim Burton's movies you would expect some odd little creature to poke it's head and arms out of it trying to snatch your hat or mess with your hair. Then there's Newton's Law of Gravity. I don't think I need to explain that one unless it would have some bizarre meaning that would fit into Burton's off the wall movies.

Inflatable Yard Ornaments

The large inflatable yard decorations that fit into this section may not seem so bizarre, but if Burton had anything to do with it, no one would want anything to do with them ever again. Knowing how Tim likes to take everything to the dark side, he probably would make Santa, snowmen, Rudolph, and the penguins walk, talk, and chase you down the street and eat you alive.

Then there's the snow globes. I would expect that he would have people trapped in them in their worst nightmare about anything related to Christmas. Some how, I imagine him bringing them to life, chasing teens down a poorly lit street, and getting angry when they unplug themselves.

Yule Doo Ornaments

Yes, Yule Doo. Poop on a string as an ornament for your tree. Imagine Burton taking the reindeer's complaints about working on Christmas Eve and morning literal. Rather than hanging out on the rood of the house waiting for Santa, Rudolph sneaks into Santa's bag and takes a poop on the tree and leaving you an extra gift.

Fast Food Nation Ornaments

Seriously? Wait that might work for Burton's version of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" or not. Could you imagine Tim making a movie about White Castle at Christmas time?

In my own warped imagination, I see the ornaments coming to life the week before Christmas and giving employees a run for their lives.

Bin Laden Christmas Ornaments

I don't know where to begin with what Burton would do with these ornaments in a movie. Maybe he has better taste than that. Either way, this is beyond bizarre.

Not sure what kind of gifts would be found under this tree. Oh wait, none. It exploded during a rendition of "Silent Night."

Maybe "Bin Laden VS The Flying Spaghetti Monster" would be the title. The Flying Spaghetti Monster would take Bin Laden out by meatball.

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decor

Rather than Santa and his lovable reindeer, it would be the Flying Spaghetti monster and its flying meatballs pulling a platter with the monster sitting on top of singing, "On Top of My Spaghetti."

The tree would be made out of spaghetti, flocked with sauce, and meatball decorations. The star on top would be a grater with animated Parmesan cheese being grated and used as snow.

Sources

msaleem; 54 Creepy, Bizarre and Geeky Xmas Tree Ornaments; Weburbanist.com