Blank Space Odyssey 2010

I'm flying off to nowhere
In my remarkable, empty ship.
I don't know where I'm going
Oh darn, I bit my lip.

It's a historical voyage;
The start of 2010.
I'm bringing me along
My invisible, long lost friend.

We'll go off into blank space;
Dazzling colors we will see.
It will look just like the patterns
Of my analog TV.

I'm sure we'll have a jolly good time.
The adventure begins real soon.
Just as soon as I am finished
Watching my make believe cartoon.

If you are looking for excitement,
Come join me and my unseen crew.
Perhaps we can also find
From my mind, the missing screw.