BNA: All of Your Dreams Will Now Come True

Just recently, in the Try-To-Find-New-Blood-Types-Like-BNA Lab (yes, the lab is a dog), a new part of our blood - quite similar to DNA - called BNA, has been discovered.

We actually know little about it, except for the fact that it is everywhere. People use it everyday, such as, "I'm going to BNA play today," and "I'll BNA limousine." The only difference between DNA and BNA is the D and the B, but also that DNA is like a swirl, while BNA is like a roller coaster. It also tastes pretty good in a roller toaster!

Scientists have even found a way to enlarge it to the size of a baseball. All you have to do is say BNA as loud as you can and POOF, you have a gourmet meal you can't resist!

Hopefully, this will end world hunger, unite the nations, free the slaves, make Dick Cheney not so boring, and even get me a job as a pilot! Ok, ok, so maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but this is an awesome discovery.

Say it to yourself, "BNA!" Remember, you (CAN'T) make the world a better place! So SMILE! :-)