Bob Hope Quotes: Funny Sayings from the Life of a Comedian

Pretty much all Bob Hope quotes are funny, which makes it pretty hard to choose between them. He has one of the largest collections of funny quotes that you will find. The actor and comedian spread his love for telling jokes and making people laugh for a century. He passed away at the age of 100-years old in the summer of 2003. He might be gone, but his jokes will make people still laugh another 100 years from now. Here are the top ten Bob Hope quotes and sayings.

Bob Hope Quotes #1 - On golf

"Golf is my real profession - show business pays my greens fees."

Bob Hope Quotes #2 - How you know you are old

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

Bob Hope Quotes #3 - On laughter

"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."

Bob Hope Quotes #4 - On Bing Crosby

"Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me. And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!"

Bob Hope Quotes #5 - Macaulay Culkin's future must be bright

"Remember me? The Macaulay Culkin of 1927."

Bob Hope Quotes #6 - On religion

"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

Bob Hope Quotes #7 - Have a heart

"If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

Bob Hope Quotes #8 - Imagine if he had six sisters instead

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."

Bob Hope Quotes #9 - On running for the President of the United States

"I thought about it. But my wife said she wouldn't want to move into a smaller house."

Bob Hope Quotes #10 - On kids

"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."

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