Bowl Championship Series Presidential Rankings

Trouble finding your candidate for the 2008 Presidential Election? Maybe, this list will help. After all, there's not much difference between the electoral college and the college football Bowl Championship Committee, right? They both write-off our opinions!

From #10 to #1:

10. Hawaii Warriors = Mitt Romney

The Hawii Warriors are all flash and no substance on defense. Kind of like our boy Mitt. Both Hawaii and Mitt are pretty boys trying to make it in the big leagues. Of course, I think Hawaii has a good chance versus Georgia and Mitt has a good chance against my Georgia clone. You're going to have to keep reading before getting that info!

9. West Virginia Mountaineers = Fred Thompson

Like West Virginia, everybody wanted Fred in the race, but - - like West Virginia - - Fred has sort of become this years laughing boy. I mean, seriously, everybody knows that the Mountaineers choke when real football starts - - sort of like Fred. Of course, West Virginia has Pat White and Steve Slaton. Fred has that Mr. Magoo face without the beady eyes.

8. Kansas Jayhawks = Ron Paul

Like Kansas, Ron Paul has garnered about a billion dollars from out of nowhere. Okay, Kansas really isn't getting any money, but if you replace good-will with Ron's money-making ability, then you've got the Kansas Jayhawks pig-skin team. Nobody in the world, except Mizzou fans, were rooting against Kansas in that game Thanksgiving weekend. Like Ron will do, Kansas made a nice run but then fell-flat.

7. USC Trojans = Rudy Guiliani

Both the Trojans and Guiliani are hot and cold, cold and hot, and they both have this idea that they are better than they are. The Trojans believe that they should be playing for the title - - or, maybe it's their fans - - Guiliani believes that he should be president because, well, he just should dammitt! And, that's all there is to it!

6. Missouri Tigers = John Edwards

The Mizzou Tigers and Edwards are exactly the same because they both have finde a niche. Edwards has that populist thing going and the Tigers have their spread offense. Neither niche football nor niche election campaigning makes it in the end. Mizzou became a piece of sour-dough toast versus Oklahoma. Expect Edwards to do the same versus Hillary and Barrack.

5. Georgia Bulldogs = Joe Biden

Joe usually back up his tough-talk, like Georgia, but, unfortunately, nobody seems to care. Nobody in college football was playing better towards the end of the year than the Georgia Bulldogs. You will find few presidential candidates with the experience and know-how of a Joe Biden. Nobody cared about the Bulldogs. And, nobody cares about Joe.

4. Oklahoma Sooners = Barrack Obama

Barrack is young and inexperienced like the Sooner, but, like the Sooners, when Barrack is on, Barrack is on, baby! He's got more talent than any team - - err, politician - - on this list, but for some reason can't put it all together. The Sooners lost to Texas Tech and Colorado this year. Barrack is doing better than that, but at the end of the day, he'll probably end up like the Sooners - - good enough to be there, but not experienced enough to get there.

3. Virginia Tech Hokies = John McCain

Didn't think I'd forget about the straight-talk express, did you? The Hokies suffered a lop-sided loss to the LSU Tigers early in the NCAAF season, but look at them now? They were about a few BCS committee love pats away from making it into the big-game. John McCain was dead in the water about three months ago but look at him now? Okay, he probably is still dead in the water, but at least Iowa hasn't forgotten about him. Don't count out McCain yet. He won't win this thing which is why he's like the Hokies, but he can definitely hurt someone before he ends his campaign!

2. LSU Fighting Tigers = Hillary Clinton

Like the Fighting Tigers, Hillary is sticking around long enough to get a shot at the top title. Sure, she is still leading, but she's had to wheather more storms the first six months of this thing than any other presidential candidate that I can remember. That makes her as tough as LSU and maybe just as lucky. The Fighting Tigers lose to Arkansas, sort of as if Hillary lost to Chris Dodd, and then came back and beat the Tennesee Volunteers, sort of like if Hillary beats Barrack in Iowa. Hillary has just as many lives as the Fighting Tigers. LSU will beat Ohio State in the BCS Championship Game and Hillary will beat the Ohio State clone.

1. Ohio State Buckeyes = Mike Huckabee

Nice guy, Mike Huckabee, running against cream-puffs and talking about stuff that he said 15 years ago. Ohio State had one of the easiest schedules in college football. All Huckabee has to do is beat Mormon Mitt and Beady-Eyes Rudy. That's like running through Penn State and Michigan. Huckabee will look like a champion until the championship game in which case LSU Hillary will beat him down the same way the Fighting Tigers will beat down the Buckeyes. forget about it, Buckeye Huck. You're a goner.

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