Boycott and Sarcastically Ruin the Spam Email Industry

The spammers. They lurk, they are jerks, they inhabit your inbox, your Internet surfing. They might offer to send a female some Viagra via email. Don't buy from spam. Boycott them. They will starve and have to go legit. Everybody else has to work their hind end off at their 9 to 5 job. They can 9 to 5 it on legitimate advertising opportunities that people are seeking on the Internet.

What would they be thinking while they were spamming you with no good rotten moneymaking opportunities? Do they actually think that people on the Internet are that stupid that they would work for nothing or a piddly amount here and there? Hey, this is what they might be thinking: We smile while we spam your account because your no good rotten carcass can't make money online properly so we think we will go for a 90 cent survey and a zillion tons of spam to make certain that you will buy our no good rotten services. They just don't say it. They couch it in the latest and greatest keywords, niche keywords, to be exact.

If a spammer were sending this via snail mail, you know, the old fashioned, check the mailbox from your loved one (that is, if you have any, spammers), well, you would know that a stack of advertisements sent to a poor farmer struggling in America, South Africa, or any country couldn't possibly even begin to open all the ads, let alone read them. They are liable to discredit your sorry end and count it as free firestarters along with the sticks and kindling that they gathered while they were hunting and gathering their mere pittance of an income. A stack of mail a foot deep deep, yeah right! Great, I will take a survey for 90 cents for a stack of snail mail 1 foot deep. Not!

A foot of mail every day from all these extraneous signups one didn't know they made ought to run the fireplace all winter. Go for it spammers, I am laughing all the way to the bank so to speak, because now your sorry tactics are exposed. You are so desperate you have to paper the known world with your temper tantrums on how you don't know how to make money in the workforce. It is only implied for some of the scammer spammers but nonetheless true.

There's a reason why we get spammed. Because we don't raise a stinkin' fuss about it. Start raising a stinkin' fuss. If you are blogger, blog your irritation in oodles of yackataffy, long stretchy taffy in writing, not just your irritation but your sarcasm.