BP is Screwed

The Gulf Oil Spill Will End BP

S.S. Sanks
The oil plume has been gushing oil into the Gulf of Mexico for about a month and a half now and shows no signs of stopping. BP's efforts to cesses the plume have completely failed and they are now under criminal investigation. So, whats gonna happen?

They're screwed. Completely screwed, I say. And they very well should be! They are completely responsible for this oil spill and need to face the consequences. I would hope BP goes out of business and pays all of their local gas station owners for the inconvenience of their actions. Their irresponsibility mimmicks that of a five year old and their cowardice that of an oil monger (hmm...).

Besides, who needs BP anyway? There are plenty of oil/gas companies out there and BP is just stealing air. Let 'em go down, lasseiz faire, right? Yeah, how do you like that, conservative oil guppys.

Anyhow, the bottom line is: BP is losing millions of dollars a day in oil, they face extremely hefty fines, and are under criminal investigation.

They're screwed.

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