Brandy Gets "Lopez-ed" on "DWTS" Elimination Night (11/16/2010)
What Cabal of Cretins Are Voting for These "finalists?" (Does Carrie Ann Have Membership in Kyle's Club?)
The latest cut; (I want to hurl!)
Kyle and Bristol, with no skill
The better dancers they still kill.
Is there some Tea Party phone bank thing
That makes those phones just ring, ring, ring?
And what's with Kyle? He's not that good.
Who's voting for him? The boys in the hood?
The judging on this cheesy show
Needs an Idol-like "save" to make it go.
It's tubing faster than a sub
Two of those left are dancing duds.
But Carrie Ann just glows and glows
Praising the worst of all of those
Has politics reared its ugly head
To keep Ms. Left Foot from turning up dead?
With the way this has gone look for Grey to be out
And when she goes, Sarah Palin will shout:
"Look at me! I've got the power!"
This DANCING show's suffering its darkest hour.
Good luck to us all if Ms. Grey doesn't win
We're stuck with the dregs
And it's really a sin.
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- Tuesday, November 16, 2010, elimination night on "Dancing with the Stars."
- Brandy is eliminated. Can Jennifer Grey stay? Kyle and Bristol stumble along. Yikes!
3 Comments
Post a CommentHah- great job with the poem... very creative. Thankfully Jennifer won! would have been a crime if Bristol did. Not sure how she got past week 2 (the voting obviously)
nice job
I concur. Last night on DWTS was very disappointing. Brandy should have been in the final. I am wondering what the producers of this show are thinking. I wonder if they have any regrets unleashing Sarah Palin's minions on the most popular show in American television.