Break Up Valentines Day Poems

Break up Poems. Feel free to repeat these to those whose love you wish to discard on Valentines Day

#1

I know the time isn't great but I no longer want to be your mate.

Ever since the very first date my feelings for you have been more like hate.

I'd like my cell phone, keys and car,

By taking them you went too far.

Your tic, your teeth and your lack of hair.

Your looks in general have begun to wear.

I've moved on and so should you.

Happy Valentines Day, find someone new.

#2

I need to tell you something true

I'm just not that into you.

Your Mother is a pain in the butt.

Your dog is just a smelly mutt.

The things I thought were cute are not.

Your little boy is just a snot.

Your habits are extremely annoying.

Your cologne, well it's astoundingly cloying.

Have a very Happy Valentine's Day.

It's not me it's you, now go away.

#3

I loved your smile, your eyes your lips.

Then you put poundage on your hips.

Your hair fell out and grew in your ears

The wetness on your face was snot not tears.

Your body odor was intense, just bad.

But look at this my way and don't be sad.

Your cheap anyway and this saves you a buck.

Consider my departure a stroke of luck.

Happy Valentines Day

#4

Happy Valentines Day

Let's say good bye,

Lets part as friends I'll tell you why

Another gent has found my heart

And this great guy is pretty smart.

He holds a job and makes real money.

He buys me gifts and calls me honey.

You sit home and play the Wii.

He compares me to Catherine McPhee.

You complain about lint on the floor.

He holds my hand and says je t'adore.

So adios, aud weidersehn and good bye,

I'm leaving, I'm gone now you know why.

#5

Happy Valentines Day

Many loves will come and go,

Names carved in trees or written in snow.

Tattoos with hearts, I love you so.

Well I'm getting mine changed, you have to go.

I'll chop down the tree,I'll tattoo over your name.

You're no longer my love you're my old flame.

The memories will still be there

I'll take some Zanax, they'll disappear.

I'll also take the car and house.

My lawyer agrees you're just a louse.

I get the dog, the car your CD's

I get your tapes of the Bee Gees.

Don't think of this as an anger filled end

Somewhere in my heart you'll still be my friend.

Just a disclaimer. I adore my husband.