BREAKING NEWS! OURMAN BASHER WINS the ELECTON!

Mary Naylor  confirmed
Good evening folks.
It's time for the Wudan
Evening Edition of the news!
Congratulations to Ourman Basher
For winning the election...

Just a minute, that's not Basher;
You mean Omar al...

I mean Ourman Basher - he with the help
Of his Mangleweed Fighters...

No, no, you mean he and his Janja...

I mean he with the help of his
Mangleweed fighters have
Won the election!

But why do you call them
Mangleweed Fighters?

Why? because you better do
As they say or they'll mangle...

Quiet! We're on the air!

Hey, you two! Stop arguing.
Are the elections really over?
Is it safe for people to come out now?

Published by Mary Naylor confirmed

I was born in Chicago, Illinois in 1933. I grew up in Rhinelander, Wisconsin, a wild and beautiful state, rich in literature and lore. I loved the stories of Paul Bunyon and his ox, Babe. The hoax of t...  View profile

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  • R.C. Johnson4/29/2010

    It won't be safe to come out for quite a few months, I'm afraid!

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