Brett Favre and His $50,000 Sexting Message to Jenn Sterger

Brett Favre Should Have Paid More Attention in Math Class

Donald Pennington
Can you help but wonder what Mrs. Brett Favre thinks of all of this? In a recent report, living legend Brett Favre has been fined $50,000. The fine levied was not for the actual act of sending nude pictures of himself and his big, shiny, footballs to Jenn Sterger in 2008, but rather for "not cooperating" with the investigation. (Translation: He lied! Come on. We all know it.)

According to Pro Football Talk from NBC Sports, the NFL sent a message to football players everywhere that sexual harassment is okay, as long as you're not caught and that if you are caught - tell a lie. Attorney for Jenn Sterger, Joseph Conway claims that with ample evidence that the nude pictures were in fact sent by Brett Favre, and furthermore an NFL employee gave him Jenn Sterger's phone number without her knowledge and consent, it would appear athletes do get preferential treatment. He may just have a valid point too folks.

Brett Favre might be great at playing with his balls, but his math sucks!
Doofus has ended up paying a $50,000 fine for lying about whether he sent nude pictures of himself, when any streetwalker would have gladly made him happy all night long for 1 percent of that. Far be it from me to tell him how to spend his money, though. I'll even admit to paying more for a cup of McDonald's coffee, when I could just make it at home, at a fraction of the price. So, we all over-spend on those "little things."

Brett Favre loses $50k now. Wait until you see how much he loses in the divorce.
Nobody is happy with the decision handed down by the NFL. Brett Favre is unhappy for having to pay the highest text message rates in history. Jenn Sterger is unhappy that her rights are violated, and there is no justice to be found. The NFL is unhappy that this all exposes their innards. In the end though, it's the future ex-Mrs. Brett Favre who will end up happy. Yes Ma'am. We're all aware that your husband is a philandering fool. But when the tears are dry, and you divorce him, you're going to end up with half.

Source:
Pro Football Talk from NBC Sports "NFL Fines Brett Favre $50,000 for Not Cooperating" December 29th, 2010

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  • Snidely Whiplash1/4/2011

    He is SOOOOOOO screwed! What an ass.

  • Linda StCyr1/2/2011

    this is just silly

  • Randy Inman1/2/2011

    Wow a football article! Favre is a scumbag, always has been.

  • Donald Pennington1/1/2011

    Yeah. I think he did.

  • Sheryl Young1/1/2011

    Did he REALLY do this???

  • r.yogi1/1/2011

    $500.00

  • Dina Sullivan12/30/2010

    Wow, crazy... :o)

  • Frank Mucci12/30/2010

    I'm not good with math. What's 1 percent of $50,000? Just wondering how much I need to carry with me in case I ever...you know.

  • Mary Oberg12/29/2010

    He is done with his career and his married life!

  • Michele Starkey12/29/2010

    Ouch, it doesn't seem to me like there are any winners here. cheers ;)

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