Brett Michaels' Rock of Love 2 Episode Recap: Feb. 17, 2008

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They pick teams and Katherine is captain of the Sweethearts and Destiny is in charge of the Fallen Angels. With the teams picked Big John steps things up and low and behold there's rain, snow, and wind abound. Now all the hair-do's are drenched and Game On!

Ambre, the prissy looking blonde, loves football and she is so phsyched! Who knew. She gets placed on the Sweethearts team. They go back and forth and pick the team members and one person is left and that is Megan. Megan is left out and has to head back to the house, and not to her disappointment, she will not be going on the date with Brett since she was not picked.

With teams picked, weather going crazy, Let's Play Football! All the mud and muck and the girls go at it. Ambre is the bomb. She makes the very first touch down for the Sweethearts.

Then, that's not good enough she gets two in a row. I hope I am getting all their names correct, it's so confusing. I like it when they put their names across the screen. After the Sweethearts basically steal the show, Christy Jo steps up to the plate and makes a touch down for the Fallen Angels. Now we have a football game going. As Brett puts it, IN-sane.

Daisy who was worried about getting her hair messy turns out to be a monster. Brett says she's wild! Ambre and Daisy go head to head for a bit. Inna catches the ball and makes a touchdown. She is pumped! Now they are even and it's Sudden Death - play 'till one team scores. Nerves are as raw as their knees.

Ambre is a maniac, she gets the ball and takes off smashing through the other girls and slipping through their muddy arms. She almost makes it to the end and fumbles the ball! Oh man, she digs, and crawls, and claws her way to the ball just to have Daisy dive in, get the ball and head to the opposite side and make a touch down to win the game.

The Fallen Angels win the game, take the trophy, and show their asses. Literally. They also get the date with Brett the next day. Someone has to win MVP and that honor goes to little old Ambre who deserved it completely. She kicked butt.

Daisy gets the one on one date with Brett and the others are left to put their knees and elbows back together again. The remaining women are having some whining time as Daisy is dressed to the nines for her date with Brett.

Foreplay. Yep that is the shop Brett takes her to and she is delighted to be able to try on anything she cares to in the store. She was smokin' in every single outfit. Amazing what those fake boobs can do for an outfit. Then having modeled her heart out they have a romantic dinner for two in the middle of the lingerie shop. Well, it is called Foreplay after all. Foreplay or not, the date is going well when you consider the scenery but Brett is having trouble making a connection emotionally. Duh, it's Daisy, there will be no emotional connection. She is ditzy.

He wants to go back to the house and continue there.

Back at the house the girls want to party and after partying a bit, Brett is tired and goes to bed, but not with Daisy. Oh poor MVP, no sex to show off the new lingerie.

Megan, who was left out of all the game play today, leaves Brett a note on his door. As she goes to tape it on the door she finds a note already there from Peyton. Megan removes it and put hers up. When Peyton checks on her note and it's gone she confronts Megan, who denies any involvement in removing it. So Peyton writes a new note, slips it in the crack of the door this time. Megan will have none of this and manages to get ahold of it and remove it too.

After a night of sleep the Fallen Angels get to go on their date. They are taken to a raceway and Brett pulls up in a yellow Lotus. Nice Car Brett! Rock of Love 2 has arranged for the girls to get to drive this car around the track but not before they are dressed in sexy racing outfits. Destiny got to go first and one by one they all loved it.

They all do rather well except for Inna, who may never learn. She has big boobs and that is all Brett cares about. He jumps in and drives her back himself. Lunch is served on the track and they all enjoy some small talk.

I don't know about that Peyton, that girl looks rough around the edges to me. She pours her heart out to Brett, crying and telling him she's never really got a chance to get close to him. He is such a cool guy. He grabs her and holds her real tight. Then he gets honest and says I think we could be really good friends that f#%& once in awhile but not much of an attraction otherwise. Now, she should get her crying ass up and walk out the front door but no. She stays! She is glad for another chance. Ugh! That Brett Michaels, he is so deep. I cannot for the life of me figure out why he can't get a girl. Actually, I can't figure out why I care enough to keep watching it, but I LOVE That SHOW. ha.

Well, the elimination ceremony turns out to be this big drama ending and he makes Daisy think she's going this time. Daisy is so, like, um, appauled after she won MVP and everything. Well, it's a big fun hoax on Brett's part cause he kept them all. Daisy was so thrilled when he asked her to stay and rock his world, she threw her had back and looked like she had an orgasm right in front of him. However, nice as it was to the girls to stay, two will leave next week.

Drama will be on. Brett thanked Megan for the nice note she left on his door and now Peyton knows Megan is the one who removed her note. I imagine they will deal with that next week too. All the girls are mad cause Christy Jo keeps getting a pass. You can bet if two girls are going next week they'll gang up on her to get her kicked off.

I personally don't know how much longer I can look at Katherine's hair do. Those wings for bangs are distracting. Daisy is a doofus. Peyton looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet. Peyton looked like she had just come off of a bad drunk at the elimination ceremony. Everything I just described Brett loves in a woman so he should find someone this time. I wish he would get a new line to replace I am so emotionally attached. In the end, they all stayed another day and rocked his world.

Next week looks like it's rodeo time. They won't even have time to let their knees heal from football. I apologize for any name mis-spellings but you should get the picture in case you missed an episode.

Rock On.