Bridge

This is going to serve as the bridge to the new Kill Chris H! I have not written anything on here for quite a long time. I regret a lot of what I have written in the past and as I look back on it, it just wasn't that funny. I mean, at the time I thought it was hilarious but the reality of today tells me otherwise. So instead of avoiding it all and hoping it disappears, I've decided to reinvent myself as writer. I want to stick to a certain theme (or themes) where my opinion would be somewhat relevant. I'm not smart enough to write about politics. I'm not adorable enough to write fiction or poetry. Any attempts I've made at reviewing music are laughable so there goes that possibility. Perhaps I can write about sports. I can choose a specific one. My personal favorite sport is baseball while my other favorite "sport" is professional wrestling. I trust my perspective on wrestling more than others due to the fact that I've been watching it for as long as I can remember. There are so many topics I can form through it such as ranking the greats, reviewing past events or even complaining about the current state of the business like every other wrestling writer does. Another option I have is food writing. I can share recipes or maybe even post satirical ones. Perhaps I can review the latest products that hit the market. Wow just writing that made my nips hard. Oh great now they itch. Hey, I do have a culinary degree so that gives me some credibility on the subject. I can always rant about drugs and their inept users, but that's been done enough and I can always take subtle shots at them in whatever other subject I write about.

I have so many ideas in my head. Even a name change is a possibility. Metta World Peace has a nice ring to it, but that jerk Ron Artest beat me to the punch. Now I know how it feels to be a Piston fan in 2004. I would probably feel safer with a name change despite the fact that no one to the best of my knowledge has tried to kill me. At this point, it might be too late. My main focus is to drown out most of my previous works due to the grammatical errors and lack of humor that seems to bring them down. I want to one day call myself a writer again.

It's been internally suggested that writing about my own flaws instead of pointing the faults of others would be a good start. So that's what I intend to do at this point. Of course that can always change due to a great idea that may pop up out of nowhere but that hasn't happened in seven months so don't get your hopes up Sweetie.