Brief News: Biden Named Coolest Vice President Ever
The most popular and hardcore jock fraternity in America, the Alpha Betas, has named Vice President Joe Biden the coolest vice president ever.
"As a drunken buffoon who relishes miscounting the number of letters in words, saying really stupid things and trying to get out of it by eating Twix, and busting into silly dance moves while entering auditoriums and lecture halls, I cannot tell you how good it feels to know that my vice president is as big an idiot as I am," Alpha Betas president Stan Gable told reporters.
Moral of the story: Though Biden is kind of a goofy buffoon (as am I), he's definitely cool in my book!
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