Brief News: Mike Huckabee Gets Foot Stuck in Mouth During Game of Kickball

While playing kickball with his grandchildren Friday afternoon, Mike Huckabee overreached his leg and accidentally got his foot stuck in his mouth. "Daddy has been practicing with us everyday for two months, and he was getting really, really good," said one of his grandsons. "But this week he just hasn't been the same." According to his doctor, he's suffering from political tendonitis, a rare condition in which a politician gets so stressed out that he temporarily loses the ability to properly coordinate his leg muscles. Assuming Huckabee is willing to sit back, take a deep breath, and regain his composure, he should be able to recover in due time. However, the condition could worsen if he keeps denying it, as he's sadly been doing thus far. "It's definitely not a good situation to be in," said his doctor, "but at least he isn't suffering from political stupiditus, in which a stressed out politician loses control of his mouth; that's the worst!"

Moral of the story: Mike Huckabee done lost his fragernackle mind. Get it together, Huck!