Brief News: Raleigh Dog Sets Guinness Record for 'Biggest Belly-Rub Slut'
Late Thursday afternoon, Guinness World Records awarded a new record for the 'Biggest Belly-Rub Slut' to a 3-year-old German shepherd from Raleigh, North Carolina. The promiscuous pup, Sheila, managed to beat the likes of Kim Kardashian, Margaret Cho, and even Buffy the Body by earning the most belly rubs in a 24-hour period. "The things this little slut will do for a tender belly rub boggle the mind," said her owner Victor, who wasn't the least bit surprised that she won. "First she'll whine and nibble at your shoes, but after awhile she'll just lie back, spread her legs, and look at you with the sluttiest eyes on Earth." Sheila celebrated her victory by lying next to Victor, spreading her legs wider than a German acrobat, and begging for yet another tender belly rub.
Moral of the story: My dog is a slut.
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