Brief News: Spike Lee Releases 'Spike's Big Happy Orgasm'

Hollywood, California-After having spent half his life chastising American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry for his purported 'coonery,' film director Spike Lee finally gave in to his primordial instincts and released a film featuring himself as a big, black woman with an attitude.

"28 years of producing powerful films that tackle controversial social and political issues like racism and urban crime left me a tense and embittered man who wasn't even capable of cracking a smile," Mr. Lee told reporters while getting his hair did at the Sassy Salon on the corner of Crenshaw and Slauson. "But dressing up as a black woman and acting a fool has helped me finally release all that tension and just let loose."

The film was originally intended to be a fictional tale about an urban black family, but Mr. Lee enjoyed dressing up so much that he decided to turn it into a documentary about his experiences as a black woman instead. And he's already begun working on the sequel, 'For Colored Men Who Need To Lighten Up.'

Mr. Lee later added, "You know, if I would have known that acting a fool feels so refreshing to the soul, I would have started engaging in 'coonery' a long time ago!"

Moral of the story: Spike Lee needs to lighten up and stop accusing everybody else of being a 'coon.' Who does he think he is-Trey Parker and Matt Stone?