Brief News: World Rejoices as Obama Bowls a Perfect 300 Amid Ensuing Apocalypse
According to the only other remaining reporter, Richard Engel (aka the Chuck Norris of live reporting), nothing was able to stop Obama from bowling strike after strike-not even Godzilla ravaging Tokyo, King Kong climbing the Empire State Building, aliens invading from outer space, sharks eating innocent terrorists, Charlie Sheen shooting torpedoes out his ass, and even babies turning into human-eating zombies.
"There's nothing quite like a president who can stay so calm and focused during a time of crisis," White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced the following morning at the White House, which sadly had been reduced to a pile of debris courtesy of a UFO laser beam. "You'd think the entire world falling apart would freak a guy out, but no . . . not our president!"
He continued, "What a swell guy!"
Moral of the story: Perhaps President Obama could try just a tadddddd bit harder, aye? :-)
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