Bristol Palin takes a shot at her baby's daddy, Levi Johnston
"I have to be happy for Levi's new relationship because it sounds like his new girlfriend is influencing him to want to actually spend time with Tripp."
Simple and effective. If only all Bristol Palin's quotes were like this. But then I couldn't poke fun at her. (Not that I do that later.)
"If you're going to have sex, I think you should have safe sex."
Really? This is your campaign speech? Please help your mom write hers. That could be entertaining.
"Going out there and winning this would mean a lot. It would be like a big middle finger to all the people there that hate my mom and hate me."
Quote on the fame she wasn't going for
"Great, I'm 17 years old, I'm 40 pounds overweight with a big belly on me, all of my friends are at school watching this on the news. This kind of sucks."
Bristol Palin quote on her support for mom
"I did not send in my absentee ballots to Alaska. I'm going to be in trouble. Sorry, mom!"
How much does the following quote contradict the one after it?
"I avoid situations."
Bristol Palin quote on Margaret Cho
"You would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."
If this was true, would we have so many single moms with more than one child? Good intentions, just not so smart quote.
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex."
Anybody else think the commercial this came from was like the most awkward commercial ever?
"For Real, For Real, For Real."
But then again, without it, we wouldn't have this great catch phrase.
"Pause before you Play."
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