British Scum: Classified!

Adam Davies
It's a fact - the scum of British society, lovingly branded "chavs" by the law-obiding citizens of the British Isles, have now been titled as a registered species by the world of Zoology. A few days ago I was quickly scanning through Wikipedia, and I saw a link for the drug "Thalidomide". Now, i'm not going to touch upon Thalidomide as it isn't exactly a party-trick subject, but I did notice the description of the drug, quote taken directly from Wikipedia:-

"Thalidomide is a sedative, hypnotic, and multiple myeloma medication. The drug is a potent teratogen in rats, rabbits, non-human primates and humans". Now, does anyone else notice a slight error in this otherwise accurate description? I did - "non-human primates". Now, what exactly is a "non-human primate"? There has to be a human primate in order for a non-human primate to exist..this is where my conclusion takes shape - the scum of British society - "chavs", no-good husks of meat, are now officially classified in the world of Zoology - Human Primates.

Hats off to Wikipedia.

Published by Adam Davies

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  • Jonny Mohale8/28/2008

    Nice. Glad to have found another article on Chav. Having just published one, I thought, hey, I'll search for "Chav" and see what turns up!

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