Britney Spears Sex Tape

Looks as though the Britney Spears sex tape will finally see the light of day. Remember that paparazzo Britney Spears was seeing during her recent meltdown? His name is Adnan Ghalib, and according to Radar and PopEater he's presently shopping around a two-hour Britney Spears sex tape, which he plans on selling to the highest bidder.

Ghalib says the Britney Spears sex tape was shot during a holiday in Mexico. The sex tape allegedly shows Britney Spears wearing nothing but a smile and a pink wig. So, while Wall Street collapses, someone with even fewer scruples than a corporate big wig is about to cash in. Ghalib says he "won't discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries." In other words, serious buyers only, please.

If and when the Britney Spears sex tape hits stores and the World Wide Web, it will be the biggest sex tape scandal since either (a) Paris Hilton or (b) Pamela Anderson, depending on your tastes. Given that Britney Spears is in the midst of making another comeback - and has a new album scheduled for release this December - the Britney Spears sex tape could easily be the most lucrative sex tape ever.

Wouldn't ya know. Just when you thought there wasn't any news more important than Wall Street's utter collapse and the 2008 Presidential Election, along comes a Britney Spears sex tape.