B.S. That is Hard to Swallow

B.S. that is hard to swallow always leaves a bad taste in your mouth. When you come across B.S. that is hard to swallow, run for the hills because the path of destruction is not too far behind.

Destruction Follows B.S.

Destruction always follows B.S. for some reason. I haven't figured out why yet; but, when I do, I'll let you know.

Dream Of B.S.

If you dream of B.S., then I really don't know what to tell you. For some people, the B.S. game is all they know and the sad thing is that, that's the way they think the world works.

B.S. And Life

When you try to B.S. your way through life, sooner or later life catches up to you and kicks you in the ass. Usually this is when the reality of the situation sets in and the truth stares you in the eye. You can deny the truth all you want but this usually just creates more B.S.

B.S. With A Laxative?

You might say that B.S. that is hard, to swallow, is best taken with a laxative. If the B.S. is hard to swallow, there's no telling what it will do to your pipes. Assuming all the plumbing is working properly, you can hang onto the hope that B.S. won't cause a bout of constipation.

Can You Smell B.S. That Is Hard To Swallow?

If you're in tune to your senses and the world around you, you can smell B.S. that is hard to swallow from a mile away. This enables you to keep your distance from the chaos that B.S. provides. Or, at least it gives you a head start in running away.

B.S.

If you should come across B.S. that you actually can swallow, I'll pray for you and hope for the best.

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