Bubba's Wife's Tattoo

I need to preface this by saying, first of all my husband and I do not ride a Harley, nor do we have any tattoos, but this is a copy of the email I sent the kids. And by the way, they called!

My Dear Child,
I'm sorry if we were out when you called the last time. Dad and I have joined a new club.
Wow, Harley Riders really know how to live. We've been to so many new places.
One of the problems we've faced really, well, I guess it's not really a problem. But Bubba's wife just got the most beautiful tattoo of a parrot on her left arm. Dad and I are thinking about getting one too, we just don't know which colors to use. Her's are the most vibrant we've ever seen.
We've got to run.
We'll try to do a better job keeping in touch. Did I mention we added texting to our cell package? All the other bikers have it. It's easier to keep in touch if we get separated.
Love ya
Mom and Dad