Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Funny Buffy Quotes

BTVS Funniest Buffy Quotes

Rebecca Rosenburg
Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series ran for seven seasons from 1997 to 2003 before being canceled. Here are my favorite funny Buffy quotes:

Buffy Summers Quotes

"Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "Please". And afterwards I get a cookie." Season 3 Episode 14

"Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school." Season 1 Episode 2

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." Season 1 Episode 5

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you." Season 1 Episode 12

"Check. No more butt-monkey." Season 5 Episode 1

"Do not invite bloodsucking dead people into our house!" Season 5 Episode 2

"Okay, but I was right about the leprechauns, right?" Season 3 Episode 3

"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic." Season 3 Episode 9

"Spike and I are getting married!" Season 4 Episode 9

"Okay, you get Fangs. I'll get Horny. I mean..." Season 4 Episode 18

Published by Rebecca Rosenburg

Rebecca Rosenburg is a freelance writer and information specialist. Rebecca has worked in the health care industry for 16 years as a CNA/Caregiver. Rebecca is also an educator with 13 years experience specia...  View profile

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  • Sheri Fresonke Harper4/30/2011

    Wonderful:)

  • Zona Zirconia1/6/2011

    Excellent ♥ Awesome Buffy quotes!

  • Nathaniel Wayne1/5/2011

    Hope you do some other entries for the other characters. Xander said most of my favorite quotes. "I am Xander, King of the Cretins. All lesser cretins bow down before me."

  • Bridgitte Williams1/4/2011

    LOL, loved!! :-)

  • Rebecca Rosenburg12/19/2010

    I've noticed Buffy on a couple cable channels, but I usually watch episodes on Hulu or Netflix :). David Boreanaz is doing well on Bones I think- but its surprising he landed that role after 8 years of playing Angel on Buffy and his own show. I hear a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie is in the works. Not sure how I feel about it since Joss Whedon isn't involved. It would be neat if they did a movie using some of the original cast from the TV show and started out where Season 7 ended.

  • Danielle Olivia Tefft12/19/2010

    Ha Ha Ha! I still think it's amazing that her costar, David whats-his-name, has cleverly reninvented himself and found a new cult classic acting role in "Bones." It amazes me because once type cast as a vampire or vampire slayer......Well, have we seen Spike or Buffy on tv lately?

  • JerseyNana12/18/2010

    Now I wish I had seen it!! Thanks, Rebecca!

  • Zona Zirconia12/18/2010

    excellent ♥

  • Michele Starkey12/18/2010

    LOL, cheers :)

  • Melissa Matters12/18/2010

    Great quotes! I never saw this show.

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