Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Funny Spike Quotes
Funny Spike Quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"So. Who do you kill for fun around here?" Season 2, Episode 3
"Sodden sleeping chair is bloody- sodden." Season 4, Episode 11
"Help me out here, Spock. I don't speak loser." Season 6, Episode 9
"Oh, there's a nice lady vampire who set up a charming tea room over the next pile of crap. What do you think I'm doing? I'm scavenging, ain't I?" Season 5, Episode 3
"What? Evil for Dummies?" Season 5, Episode 2
"I mean it. I could rip your head off one-handed and drink from your brain stem." Season 6, Episode 3
"Come on, people. Girl's endowed with Slayer strength. It's hardly the time to get dainty." Season 5, Episode 21
"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent." Season 6, Episode 8
"I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed." Season 7, Episode 15
"Why don't you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression." Season 2, Episode 16
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10 Comments
Post a CommentOh, my poor aching lungs:)
Never saw this but cute article.
Fantastic work ♥
Ha Ha Ha. I like the quote with the reference to Spock best!
Funny!
There are some good ones in here!
LOVE Buffy! Thank you for posting this...brought back great memories :)
LOL! I have never watched Buffy but these are so funny!! :)
I loved this show. It was cleverly written and had so much humor.
I think I mentioned to you already that I do not watch Buffy the Vampire but these are funny quotes! cheers :)