Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Funny Xander Quotes
BTVS: Funniest Xander Quotes
"For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow down before me." Season 1, Episode 3
"A feather. And who will I be tickling?" Season 3, Episode 8
"Yeah, but I think that whole sucking the life out of people thing would have been a strain on the relationship." Season 2, Episode 4
"We Bohemian Anti-Establishment types have always been persecuted." Season 3, Episode 19
"That's it! The First hates puppets. Now if we could just air-lift Kermit, Fozzie the Bear, and Miss Piggy into town, the first would be a-runnin'." Season 7, Episode 15
"Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever." Season 2, Episode 8
"I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist, and delicious." Season 4, Episode 10
"I'm torn between the fast-growing fields of appliance repair and motel management. Of course, I'm still waiting to hear back from the, uh, Corndog Emporium, so..." Season 3, Episode 14
"And I've been meaning to cut back on that habit-forming oxygen." Season 6, Episode 16
"Is falling your thing? 'Cause if you don't pick up the pace, I'm gonna come up there and drop your ass." Season 7, Episode 11
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7 Comments
Post a CommentI've had some of those life-sucking relationships too, lol:)
Too funny - these pub notices are dropping into my email again. Worth another look - great job on these quotes.
Always loved Xander.
I miss Buffy, haven't seen it in years
Excellent work ♥
Wow, you've covered all of the funniest quotes from this show. =)
Although I never really watched Buffy the Vampire, these were some funny quotes! cheers :)