Bulldozer Politics

As the mid-term elections inch closer and voters are barraged with one political ad after another, I anxiously hang on every word spoken, wondering who will be the next political bigwig to be overcome with foot in mouth disease!

Dear fellow americans, voters and everyday regular people. Are you kinda getting a little over the airwaves being formatted into the worst traveling circus act you've ever seen? WOW, I can't help but wonder, what in the H#@& is going on here! I figure it boils down to 2 things: 1) The candidates have absolutely no platform, plan or issues to run a campaign on, OR 2) They think, ALL the voters in this country are being simultaneously treated for a bi-polar disorder! The question is, which one is it? The truth is, even if half of america were currently suffering from some form of mental illness (some may argue more), it could not begin to get those poor excuses for lawmakers off the hook. Why you say? Well, if you believe it boils down to choice no. 2, then you must be blind, deaf and possess at least 4 or more prescription medications in your bathroom cabinet! However, if you believe without a doubt, it is indeed choice no. 1, then surely you can relate to this dilemma we all are currently facing. That is of course, on the assumption that you still even care about it at all anymore! Don't Worry! I completly understand if you've chosen the latter.

So, now that we've eliminated all the things that matter and are of the greatest importance to all the hard working people of this still great nation, just how do we decide? Well I don't know about you, but I'm leaning towards the candidate who can personally deface the last living shred of character his or her opponet has and still maintain a smile candidate. What do you think? Sound good to you? I know what you're thinking! This plan will really narrow it down for you. WRONG! You must keep a careful eye on all the ads where you live. Trust me, you will soon find that EVERY one of them are running on the same platform! It's called BULLDOZER POLITICS!!!

Funny isn't it? The saying used to go something like this " Only the Strong Survive" Well then, I guess we'll just have to replace that one (at least in politics) to, " He who has the most stuffed with SPECIAL INTEREST $$$ campain chest Wins"

After all, they have yet to build a BULLDOZER that gets good gas mileage!!!