Bush and Cheney Are Nice

President Bush is nice. Dick Cheney is, too. They are president and vice president. This means leader of free world. It also means assistant leader of free world. They are nice people. They like others. They take care of people. They help many in New Orleans. President Bush nice to take helicopter there. President Bush read book to children called "My Pet Goat." It was nice of him. Last week reporter questioned Dick Cheney without being nice. He said "SO?" This was nice. Dick Cheney say many nice things. He tell Senator Leahy something nice, too.

President Bush is nice man. His wife is named Laura. She is called first lady. This is position. She is first lady to marry George. She was a librarian. This means she likes books. She likes to read. Reading is nice. President Bush likes to read to. He reads Garfield and See Dick Run.

This is not about Dick Cheney. This is different Dick. This is not his Dick. His Dick is vice president. He does not run. He waddles. He has heart problems. This means he cannot run. He smiles a lot. Dick Cheney happy man. He likes environment. He runs nice company called Halliburton. They help people in Iraq. They are nice. Halliburton workers deliver candy to children. They help angry people who commit crimes. They give lots of hugs. This is nice. Sometimes they teach local residents firearms safety. They teach marksmanship classes. It is nice.

President Bush and Dick will be missed. They are nice people. They leave office in January 2009. This will be sad time. They did nice job. They help lots of people. They help economy. They help stocks go up with oil companies. This is nice. They are patriots. They are military veterans. They are nice people.