Business Profile: Dollar Randomizer, Legitimate or Marketing Scheme?

Explore with me the enticing world of randomizers. Have you ever heard of them? My guess is that you have. Much like the chain letter of old, they work in the same distinct fashion. You send a payment to Random Member #1, you send a payment to Random Member #2, you send a payment to Administration, and in turn, they promise you that you will not even have to advertise. They will do it all for you, while you sit back and enjoy the steady stream of $1, $5, and $20 payments that will flood your PayPal account at amazing rates.

In preparation for this article, I actually tested not one, but three of these sites. After 1-2 months, I still have yet to see a random payment come my way. Now add to the original payment I made to three different people, I also worked for 1 hour a day for weeks to promote these programs through every possible means. My thought was that if I didn't have to advertise and I would see this money come out of the air, well, maybe if I advertised, I would make even more! Out of the three, the worst had to be Dollar Randomizer.

Their Claims To Fame: (© DollarRandomizer.com All Rights Reserved.)

The first payment goes to this page owner ($10), the second one - to the owner's sponsor ($8), and the last one ($7) to randomly choosen member of DollarRandomizer. NO Admin Fees! Can you say "horse puckey"?

We GUARANTEE you will make at least $5250 - No advertising needed.

We GUARANTEE $210 per every member registered from your page. [$10 sign up bonus + 25 sponsorship payments at $8 each]

Dollar Randomizer's guarantee states, " Each member of dollarrandomizer.com is guaranteed to generate at least 5250 USD profit (minus fees applied by the payment processing institution for each payment) according to our system. Each member's page is advertised by the site until it reaches 25 direct sign ups, thereafter your page will be deleted from the rotational database, however the page will still be accessible and valid at all times unless you notify us to terminate your account. According to our estimates each member will receive 25 sign ups worth 10 USD each which makes it 250 USD total. All members who signed up from your page will have your username displayed in the sponsor position, in other words there will be a minimum of 25 pages which will be advertised until a minimum of 25 sign ups each (total of 625 sponsorship payments), which brings it to the total of 5000 USD in 8 dollar sponsor commission payments. Since there is no way to make a certain prediction on how often one or another account will be exposed to the visitors, we cannot specify a certain time frame to fulfill $5250 guarantee. All the described payments are sent on member to member basis. All payments made are nothing else but affiliate commission based on two tier affiliate model concept." © DollarRandomizer.com All Rights Reserved.

Now with these great guarantees, you would think that there would be an answer to your support tickets and e-mail requests for help when you have paid two of the people on your list, but you cannot get the third paid because he or she cannot accept payments through any of the 7 on line processors that are given as choices. Count them, 4 different e-mails to support, 2 refund requests to the people that I had managed to pay, and not one answer from anyone except the one real person I had paid. Did I mention that if you do a Google search on the term "dollar randomizer", their site is one of the first three listings that appear? But yet, they were unable to answer a single e-mail regarding a request to give me a different random member to pay so that I could complete the cycle and attempt to promote their program. I guess that they had made their money, so they were happy to let bygones be bygones. Can you say "horse puckey"? There is no excuse for bad customer service, and it is people like this that give every Internet business owner a bad name.

Guys and gals, keep your hard earned money buried in the back yard or in your local bank. You will turn more of a profit at 2% interest then you will with Dollar Randomizer. Broken promises, unresponsive to e-mail requests for support, this company is out for one thing. Your money. I must add that there was one honest person that I had made a payment too. He promptly refunded it to me as soon as he heard of my plight. Christian, you are one of the roses amongst a whole field of thorns.

I offer my heartfelt apologies to those who own a legitimate randomizer, if there is one out there. Please invite me to try your program if you consider your randomizer to be a working, living, breathing entity that will actually supplement my income. If you can prove to me that it works, I will write a glowing article about your company and post it on every on line marketing forum, traffic exchange, safe list and classifieds list that exists.

If you are serious about supplementing your income on the Internet highways, stay tuned to this station. I will eventually dig up a program that really works, and I will share it with you. Until then, wave to me on your frequent trips past my little shop on the corner. Be sure to stop in often as I add to this informative series. I'll put the coffee on, bake some cookies and find you a pillow for that overstuffed chair in the corner. I will even throw in a scented candle as a bonus! You are going to need it when you step into the world of making a living on those yellow brick roads.

Please Note: I suppose I must add a footnote to this article that this is strictly my personal experience with this company. Or the next new member at Dollar Randomizer will be guaranteed their $5250 straight out of my pocket in lawsuit fees. Perhaps I should contact a lawyer...since their guarantees were completely false? If you have a good one who is open for pro bono work, send me a message! Ahhh the musings of a writer can be fairly amusing at times, can't they?