Bye Bye Endorsements - Tiger Woods

Steven West
The endorsements are starting to shrink.
It really serves you right.
You've lost your credibility
Due to your sexual appetite.

You were America's favorite golfer.
We cheered and rooted for you.
But you had to have your affairs,
And so we now just say screw you.

Advertisers like to feature winners.
You were on the top of your game.
But you had to cheat on your wife,
And so you have no one else to blame.

Right now you're a ghost to the public.
You're trying to set things right.
Just remember to be ever faithful
As we say to you good night.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...  View profile

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  • Pattie Byrd1/2/2010

    Neato.

  • Nancy V Canfield1/2/2010

    LOL! Good one.

  • Jeffrey Weeks1/2/2010

    ha! very clever. :) jeffrey

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