Cameron Diaz: Yoga Girl Extraordinaire

The star of "There's Something About Mary" has taken up a new hobby: yoga. Well, it appears that Cameron, in her own unique way, has managed to invent a yoga that appears more like bad ballet form in addition to other things, such as a wanna-be Olympics gymnast competitor. Cameron manages to entertain well on the screen but in these photos, she does a whole lot more than just entertain: she could be a great target for the next

TheFABlife reports photos of Cameron performing her brand of yoga while in a bikini, spending time with friends while on a break from the silver screen. The first photo shows her imitating an airplane, but since her arms are not spread out at her sides, she won't be taking off anytime soon. The hat she is wearing gives her the appearance of Jemima Puddle Duck, which is kind of cute, but only if you are a duck. Cameron is ducky though, so she deserves credit for that much.

I like the cartwheel stance she poses in the next photo, and at least her friend in the blue bikini has diverted her gaze from Cameron's derriere, but the girl in the black bikini still has her eyes affixed to a spot where they should not be, unless she is interested in the female persuasion. Hopefully Cameron will not fall off the planks while executing this move and wind up in the river below.

Here in the third photo Cameron imitates a cypress tree. The Sufi poets have written about silvery limbed women, but Cameron's are more pink gold in color, along with the Jemima Puddle Duck style hat. She has great abs worth showing off in a bikini, no question about that. I wonder if she can walk while remaining in that pose at the same time? Now that would be a feat, but no problem for someone like Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton to accomplish.

The fourth photo shows Cameron in a camel pose, although her hump is not as pronounced as it should be. She could always borrow the one Marty Feldman wore as Igor in "Young Frankenstein" to help her out here. Also, her friend in the blue bikini just left the scene, probably to get Starbucks coffee and a donut.

Cameron wraps up her yoga session with the "Go west, young man!" pose in the last photo. This is very funny, and while she is missing the epaulets and Winchester, it is still cocktail party material to discuss. Now all she needs is to add the "I regret I have but one life to give to my country" pose, which involves waving a white flag held high above her head. But maybe Cameron will do that for us at her next yoga session.