Myspace is a place where, if one with a correct marketing strategy complete with precise photo angles of themselves, with sexy pictures of a well selected group of beautiful people around as if to say, "Good thing I'm me and not you..." can have the every day person with decent looks recruit groupies that can rival a second rate rock band in the Eighties. Not bad for a free service.
The overwhelming theme on Myspace has a certain epileptic cold sweat look, where everyone has a set of pics as if inundated with cheering cocktail parties complete with a forty-five picture portfolio of every possible contortion of their facial expression.
If by chance you're mad or being ignored with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you can make yourself feel better by posting globally to all your friends your heartache. You will be surprised how many agree with your omnipresent, and oh so objectively mature perspective you have on your own love life, and notice how all your wanna-be mates are so very concerned with your happiness.
Most importantly, take note of all the steps of accidentally flirting when chatting on Myspace, like accidentally meeting up for coffee, followed by accidentally cooking someone dinner, then accidentally falling on a penis or a pair of tits, breaking up with mate translate to re-bound fuck fest then accidentally cheating on secret lover sending original lover that you pretended to be angry with I miss you messages.
If your lover ever gets too nosy or suspicious with your Myspace habits, you can always play the you're weird card on them all the while rolling your eyes in Grammy award winning frustration reminding them, "It's just a silly computer stop being so paranoid!" But the good news is this technology is allowing others to keep in touch with one another, both figuratively and literally. If you don't believe me, your probably believe World of Warcarft is not addicting, and your probably not reading this.
Be careful of that karma.
Best of luck!
Published by J.M.
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