Can We Cure Infidelity?

Unzipped Pant's Zippers Destroy Relationships

Claire Luna-Pinsker
I don't know about you but I'm tired of hearing about all these men who are dishing out sorry ass excuses and apologies after their unzipped pant's zippers get them into deep trouble and destroy their relationship.

Men get caught with their unzipped pant's zippers with pants down to their ankles. They trip, stumble and fall, and then sob big crocodile tears of apologies. My grandmother's famous words were, "Crocodile tears, phantom tears. They may look wet but they definitely don't hold a lick of emotion." Apologies in infidelity are offered way too late.

Men, if you don't keep your pants zipped up, then expect the world's going to find out all about your business sooner or later, same thing regarding making a sex video. You can make one believing it's something that's going to be kept private, but one day your audience could be the entire internet, your worst critics.

My mother told me, "You can't take on responsibility for the entire world. You can only take responsibility for yourself." Men, take responsibility for your pant's zippers. Women take responsibility for whose pant's zippers you're deciding to be with.

Why do powerful men with unzipped pant's zippers whine, cry and swear, "I don't know how this happened." They repeat all the excuses for cheating from an unnamed book all male cheaters have memorized. I can name several excuses. "It just happened. It was an accident. It only happened one time. I was drunk. I was seduced. You weren't there for me. I wasn't getting it at home."

I believe seduction and infidelity requires two willing adult beings. I can't perceive a so-called helpless burly man proclaiming he was overtaken by a sexy younger or older woman and their feminine wiles. So much so that a woman has managed to make him meet in some seedy rendezvous, unzip his pant's zipper, strip him and force him to perform various sexual acts. Not just once, but often ongoing for months, or years, or until their scandalous cheating behavior's flushed out. An unzipped pant's zipper is the reason a man will meet up with a prostitute, have one night stands, office affairs, or even indulge in sex with their partner's best friend. A man's unzipped pant's zipper will force him into lying, spitting out blaming excuses, all while gazing into a mate's eyes without batting an eyelash. Infidelity may be an overpowering urge but it always has horrifying consequences.

Once the loose pant's zippers and their owner's web of lies falter, the world quickly finds out all about the nasty details. Unzipped pant's zippers suddenly turn a man into becoming a humble being. A man will stand upright with shoulders back, plead for compassion and forgiveness, seek help for his suddenly addictive behavior, and profess he's nothing but a weak zippered man. He'll beg the public for time to repair the damage his loose zipper has done to the loving family he's dedicated to.

I believe pant's zippers are built pretty sturdy today. A man's decision to unzip for personal hygiene or other reasons is under his complete control. Most of the time the so-called severe lost of control apologies are forthcoming only when irresponsible actions are revealed sadly. The damage is done and repair work has to begin in infidelity.

As a woman who believes in and writes about romance, I'm fed up with the increase in lack of morals and the decrease of basic respect towards committed relationships today. And I haven't even mentioned the fact infidelity risks your partner's health. Haven't we learned anything when HIV and AIDS were openly discussed in public for years? Now these sexual diseases are on the back burner because medical research has introduced medication that extends victim's lives. Safe sex is still promoted but the thought of acquiring a sexual disease you could spread is far off any man's unzipped pant's zipper at the time. Out of wedlock pregnancy is the norm now in society, so infidelity pregnancies are accepted too.

For anyone male or female who decide to willingly lie along with a cheating individual, do it knowing infidelity may come back to haunt you one day. It'll definitely come back if you decide to get involved with a public figure. Loose pant's zipper's talk and the mistress is always the faulted one, remembered as the culprit, while the cheating male individual will be considered a victim after pitiful apologies. Women for various reasons are often choosing to stand by their despicable loose zippered men in the public's eye. Of course it still lowers relationship standards and reduces the chance of ever having the same trusting relationship. Trust in a relationship is earned and once infidelity occurs, it may never be fully regained. One eye will always be looking over your shoulder, waiting for another infidelity from an unzipped pant's zipper to occur again.

Sex, the powerful urge to have sex may be the number one desire on earth, but we can't go around following this basic instinct all the time. We'll never get anything accomplished. Does infidelity occur so often now because society accepts infidelity as something that's bound to occur in any relationship? As women do we expect our men to have loose zippers? As women do we willingly lower ourselves to indulge in a relationship of infidelity? Are monogamous beliefs prehistoric thinking today? Is there a cure for infidelity?

I don't believe there is a cure for infidelity, but I do believe a sturdy pant's zipper is there to remind you to make a choice. To take the time to think before acting, decide whether to take the step into infidelity by unzipping a pant's zipper to face the consequences if infidelity is revealed. In most cases infidelities a secret that can't be kept silent forever. Maybe a clothing designer can create pants that have built in zipper alarms, offering you fair warning before stepping into infidelity.

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Published by Claire Luna-Pinsker

I'm an author and writer, retired pediatric nurse, mother and wife, educated in the school of life. I started writing stories using spelling words in elementary school. My teacher's encouragement helped deve...  View profile

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  • Jeanne Baney10/20/2010

    These guys are fooling no one with their big flashy apologies. Good article!

  • Claire Luna-Pinsker3/31/2010

    Just have to update my comment. I don't understand the concept of aplogies after being caught and now using the excuse, sex addiction, and then going to rehab for a week or so. A new excuse for disrespectful behavior?

  • Nancie10/27/2009

    Well Done Claire!

  • Roy Barnes10/23/2009

    thanks for sharing

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