Captain Fluffpants, Demon Prince of Teddy Bears #10.7558.891

A Unity Report on the Independent Villain, Captain Fluffpants, Demon Prince of Teddy Bears

Charles Adam
Captain Fluffpants, Demon Prince of Teddy Bears: Unity Super Report #10.7156.134

Birth Name: Captain Fluffpants

Date of Birth: Manufactured on or about 10/30/54, (according to Captain Fluffpants)

Place of Origin: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA

Occupation: Independent Villain

Estimated Power Levels:
Strength: 5
Intellect: 1 (Approximately)
Speed: 2
Offense:5
Defense: 6
Versatility: 2
Popularity: 66%

Powers: Captain Fluffpants, Demon Prince of Teddy Bears has enhanced strength and durability, and has, very infrequently, shown an ability to create massive explosions of "broken, screaming toys covered in Hellfire". Where the toys, (mainly of the circa 1950's design and construction (toy dolls, rocking horses, and stuffed animals primarily)) come from is unknown though Captain Fluffpants, DPTB, has stated they are the souls of "damned toys from Hell, hungry for vengeance".

Background: Captain Fluffpants, Demon Prince of Teddy Bears first appeared on August 18, 1995 when he attacked the abandoned "Happy Fun Time Toys" factory in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Over a period of two hours he completely destroyed the factory and attacked several police officers responding to the incident. At this time he demonstrated immunity to conventional firearms and a pronounced strength, which he demonstrated by tossing several police vehicles and various large chunks of machinery about the premises. During this rampage he was heard to make numerous statements about his "quest for vengeance against the makers of false life" and how he "sold his soul for the power of destruction".

The outward appearance of Captain Fluffpants, DPTB, has changed somewhat during the years. Originally he appeared as a humanoid bear of approximately nine feet in height with a red-brown coloration. His only unusual feature, (aside from being a nine foot tall, humanoid bear), was a fluffy pink bunny tail and his obviously glass eyes. In the years since Captain Fluffpants, DPTB, has become decidedly more fiery in appearance. A mild red glow was noted in 1997 which eventually developed into a fiery aura in 2002. His eyes vanished at some point during this time, becoming eye sockets filled with flame. He has also grown about a foot and a half since his first appearance. The only explanations for this phenomenona are statements make by Captain Fluffpants, DPTB, to the effect that "as the world grows more evil, so grows my power" and "I am your shadow false creators and I grow long in the burning light of your coming damnation"

The MO of Captain Fluffpants, DPTB, is very consistent. It is his stated claim to "wreak vengeance upon the creators of false life" and in pursuit of this goal he regularly indulges in acts of mass destruction and violence. His rampages usually involve toys in some manner, either retail outlets where toys are sold or the factories where they are manufactured.

Captain Fluffpants, DPTB, has been incarcerated on numerous occasions, twice in UCTO territories and once within Unity jurisdiction where he was sentenced to life in the Limbo prison colony. He has always managed to escape confinement, though in all instances his escape was a consequence of other prison breaks at the holding facilities in question. He does not work well with others and had no known affiliation or alliance with any other group or individuals.

Captain Fluffpants, DPTB currently has a great deal of popularity among the public. This phenomenon is the result of the popular band "Teddy bears from Hell" which has adopted the image of the Captain as their band logo and has produced several songs about him. Popular singles such as "Hellfire Cotton Bear" and "Hating Gaze through Eyes of Glass" have both spent several weeks in the top forty of several North American and European countries. Captain Fluffpants, DPTB has never been witnessed to react to this phenomenon, though he did once destroy a group of autograph seekers. But since he had been destroying everything else in the area at the time this is not conclusive evidence of any strong feeling towards "Teddy Bears from Hell".

Note: A recent raid against an Oblivionist base in Prague revealed documents which detailed a plan for gaining control of Captain Fluffypants, DPTB. To this end the Oblivionists had been making efforts to procure a number of toys that had been present particularly grisly crime scenes where children where the victims. What magical protocol this might be in aid of is currently unknown, but should the Oblivioinits gain control of such a powerful supernatural entity the consequence would be dire.

Published by Charles Adam

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