Care for a Common Cold?

Care for a common cold?
I have one to spare.
A friend gifted me with this one
And now it's my turn to share.
You too can participate
In the body chills
The fevers
The sneezing and sniffling
The hacking and barking and coughing.
You too can lose your voice for days on end.
Voices are over-rated anyways.
You can build mountains
With snotty tissues.
You can pop cold meds and cough drops
Like candy.
If you'd take this cold off of my hands (or head),
I'll even throw in some DayQuil, NyQuil, and Halls.
Come on now, what do you say?
Any takers?