The Carrie Prejean sextape video, as it has come to be known, was in fact simply Prejean alone on tape doing who knows what but definitely not having sex. Prejean insists that she did make the tape, and if you are so inclined, you may call it a sextape. However, she is not having sex on the tape and she is alone. She didn't go into much detail during her interview about what she was doing on the tape by herself, she simply insisted that she was not having sex. However, if you want, you could call it a sextape.
Since Prejean insists she was not having sex on the tape and she was alone but we could refer to it as a sextape, if we want, I would like to take a stab at what she possibly could have been doing that would still be construed as a sextape but was not her having sex by herself.
My first guess is that she can be seen doing the dishes. The rational for my guess is that the word "doing" is in the expression, doing the dishes. This could satisfy many of the criteria that have been put forward by Prejean. A video of her doing the dishes, could be presumed to be sextape, she is by herself and her boyfriend may have found it incredibly exciting to see her cleaning up his kitchen.
Another possibility is that she is grooming her pussy cat. There are several reasons why such an act could qualify under the Prejean criteria. First of all, she could easily be alone while she is doing it, as we would all expect. Language once again plays an important role in qualifying a grooming session of ones pussy cat under the given requirements. Most obviously, everyone knows how much guys enjoy watching a woman with her pet. There isn't many other things that are nearly as enjoyable besides running around with that animal yourself. They are quite playful you know.
Regardless of what is actually taking place on the Carrie Prejean sextape video, a couple things are for sure according to Prejean. She was alone when she made the video, she is not having sex on it but you could call it a sextape but only if you want to. As Carrie Prejean stated in her interview, it would appear that nothing is private anymore. I couldn't agree more, especially when you make it available to the public, by yourself, but only if you want to.
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