The vagina has a nasty reputation because it is a mantrap. Even if pleasurable it has many dangers that go along with its use. One of them is deadly. I am talking about the AIDS virus. The others venereal diseases are not as deadly but contain problems to your health.
It is expensive to use a vagina because you must wine and dine the woman. Some will ask you to marry them to continue its use. If you get her pregnant you will have to pay child support. Using a rubber to be on the safe side removes most of the pleasure. It is a bad deal for a guy but there is a better way of having sex. The "gumjob" has come to the rescue.
The "gumjob" is the most wonderful experience a man can have, not only because it feels great, but it is perfectly safe. There is no chance of you catching a deadly disease from the moist gums that are sucking your penis. Since the woman is usually past the age of fifty there is no chance of getting her pregnant. You can just lay back and relax without any fear.
The awareness of the "gumjob" as a way to a better sex life is great news to older ladies. They no longer have to sit home alone while the younger and toothy women get all the dates. Young men are now dating safe and inexpensive older women. Some older women are even extracting their remaining teeth to make them more desirable.
A new type of hooker is taking advantage of the "Gumjob Craze" She is in her sixties and toothless. Her price is no higher than five bucks and she is kept busy twenty four seven. Her habitat is in the parking lot of fast food restaurants. She knocks on car windows and shows you her gums. It is the rare man that refuses her "gumjob". Many men in the car with a toothy woman at the time demand that grandma gets a chance to use her gums.
I am a Libertarian and believe people should be given as much free choice as possible. The "Gumjob Craze" is an example of what happens in a society where people are well informed. The purpose of me writing this article is to spread the word and help make sex a better experience. All comments are welcome.
melpol
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