C.B.Jones' Bejing Summer Olympics Predictions
-Someone will have their Olympic dreams snatched away by an "unexpected" injury. The notion of their being an injury is obvious. Said victim is the only thing you probably won't expect.
-Dubya will be a the opening ceremonies, looking like a sharp dressed chimp. We all know he plans on going. Believe it or not, he won't do anything(new) to embarrass the American people.
-Between three and 20 records will be broken at the Summer Olympics
-Olympic Soccer will entertain all.
-Team USA Basketball will win the silver medal. The participates will all struggle the following NBA season due to fatigue. D. Wade will throw himself around the court and get hurt at some point(but he won't be the reason for their loss in the final game).
-Phelps will win only 4 gold medals.
-Usain Bolt will earn a medal in the hundred meters, but it won't matter. His awesome last name guarantees lucrative endorsement deals for years to come.
-the weather will indeed play a factor...kinda. Instead of dealing with smog, rain will be a major culprit of lowering the quality of outdoor Olympic events.
-Table Tennis will entertain none.
-There will be at least 7 streakers seen during the Olympic telecast. Sadly, none will be female.
-At least three commentators will find away to reference Brett Favre, while managing to stay on topic.
-No one will fall off their horse in the Equestrian events(lies).
-A handful of Olympians/fans will attempt to make a political statement. All will faint half way through because of the well documented Mutant Smog that grips the city.
-The abs of Dara Torres will entertain all.
Published by C.B. Jones
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4 Comments
Post a Commentlol on the 3 and 20 - the streakers and the abs.
Right on Target...
Enjoyed the read!!
So, I take it C.B. stands for crystal ball : ) Fun piece!