C.B.Jones' Inauguration Day Schedule
10:15 -stagger to the bathroom and use it as it's name suggests.
10:18 -get back into bed as is if nothing important was happening on Jan. 20th.
10:20 to 11:04 -have that dream that involves body slamming my High School Principal off the top of a steel cage, which for some reason leads to an impromptu rap battle with Sean Connery
11:05 -Wake up and remember today is Obama Day. Run to the living room and watch the Inauguration on Current TV.
11:30 -Try not to count the number of times everybody says "uh" while speaking.
11:32 -Chug entire certain of Orange Juice in the name of "change".
Noon -Go to bathroom to...err...use...you know.
2PM -Walk outside to see if anything is different. Does the air smell fresher without a Bush running things? Are the birds singing a louder balled? Is the neighbor's dog still getting in the trash can and spreading it all over the yard?
6PM -Collect money from that bet I made 6 years ago about there being a black U.S. President within 10 years.
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Hmm. How much money did you bet?
What, you would have two baths? What a disgusting waste of water.
Good luck collecting that bet money. He's only half African American and they might hold that against you.
My schedule will be fairly simple, do nothing. Maybe turn to the event to see people sacrificing small children to wind god Obama.
I'm with you, but I was the one to say there would be a black president before there would ever be a woman in the white house. Enjoy your day.
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