Celeb-briety

I've really had my fill of celebrity pros and woes. Has our country become void of intelligent, well written and news worthy pieces on issues that really matter? Is sitting in the dung of a monkey cage where the majority of Americans want to be? And who reads this garbage? I'm telling you it's not just the at home, overweight, Bonn-Bonn eating, welfare collecting slug using the Enquirer as a coffee table periodical. It's happening all over and folks are talking about it.

I have no qualms about adoption. I think it's one of the most admiral things a person, or persons, can do. But for the love of God, can someone tell me why we're in awe of celebrities adopting children outside of the US? I'm not one bit impressed with Jole/Pitt or Madonna. You want to impress me dammit, adopt American kids, make it matter and keep it the hell out of the news like the rest of us.

Michael Jackson. A pervert with a huge debt that has yet to find an exact look likened to Dracula. Is he on the pedophile list and did his neighbors receive a letter? I'm guessing not. And do we really care what country he escaped to? This man, questionable at best, got more news coverage than OJ and his flee for all. To boot, his sister Janet Jackson is getting some air time stating she is responsible for conceiving children. Yup. You got it. A number of folks have written in to say that just listening to Janet's music helped to get them pregnant. This ought to put a dent in the embryonic fertilization industry.

Brittney Spears. A 26 year old singer, two kids, and divorced. Is it necessary that we watch her binges, read about her escapades and wonder why this sick woman is acting like..... a sick woman. Come on folks. She's got issues, maybe a little stress. What's the deal? I have neighbors like her and I don't see a news crew on the street. Let it go for heavens sake.

Rosie O'Donnell. Like a Laplander in need of a good flock. Oh, Rosie you sad, pathetic bulge of worthlessness. I will admit I've agreed with a statement or two of hers in regard to Iraq but she just doesn't seem to have any clue as to what an idiot she presents herself to be. Or cares which could have been easily verified by her lack of good grooming skills. What amazes me the most is that Keli can't control her. I don't about the rest of you but if my significant other continually made an ass out of himself I'd have to step in and say something. It's like letting your mate walk out the door with a pink shirt and red plaid pants on. You can't let that kind of thing go. Maybe it's the cost of living increases keeping Keli around. If someone can explain to me what, other than monetary gain, is keeping Keli in this relationship I'm all for hearing it. I'm guessing this union is going to last a couple more years or so before Keli runs with the gold. I apologize. This was a longer spiel than I'd anticipated. I've given Rosie far more attention than deserved.

Did you hear that the Long Island Lolita is back. I'm sure most of you saw the print. She and her husband, Louis Bellera, made a sex tape. He sold it to Red Light District Video during their separation. She accepted a 6 figure payoff to not fight the internet's release of the tape. Is anyone really surprised that they're back together? There must be some royalty's coming in or another tape perhaps? Amy's been struggling to be number one for a few years now. This just might be her shot at real stardom and she can make the money lying down.

I see a piece has just popped up on Lindsey Lohen's fall off the wagon New Years Eve. For some strange reason I am being drawn to read this like a fruit fly on a watermelon in the midday sun. Anyone have an extra Bonn-Bonn?